A Soulful Journey

Two Jews, Steinberg and Goldberg, went into law practice together.  Business was so bad that they decided to change their names, O'Reilly and O'Reilly.  After that, business picked up. One day a customer walked in and asked to speak to O'Reilly. "Which one do you want?" asked the secretary.  "Goldberg or Steinberg?"

We embrace Mother Theresa.  We embrace Martin Luther King.  We embrace Gandhi. Question: Why don't we emulate them?

"Hesitancy in judgment is the only true mark of a thinker."  -Dagobert Runes

"The main reason for healing is love."  -Paracelsus

"One day I took my girlfriend for a ride in my new car.  I was studying the high-tech dashboard, which had a lighted panel to alert the driver to any situation requiring attention.  During our drive, a warning light flashed, and I read the massage aloud, "Low fuel," I announced. My girlfriend, who had been staring out the window, turned to me and replied, I love you too, dear."   -Michael Hammond Advice? Go with it.

“I wish you enough sunlight to keep your spirits bright. I wish you enough rain so that you will appreciate the sun more I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the joys of life will appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wantings. I wish you enough losses to appreciate what you possess. I wish you enough hellos to get you through the last goodbye. I wish you enough!”

A preacher was bothered by a parishioner sleeping during his services, even during his sermon.   Getting angrier and angrier he finally whispered to the congregation, “All who wish to walk in the kingdom of heaven, stand up.”   They all rose.   Then the preacher shouted: “Now all those who wish to walk with the devil, rise.”   The poor sleeping man was startled and quickly stood.   He looked around and so no one else standing so he said, “I don’t know what we’re voting on preacher but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it.”   -Lyndon Johnson