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Boasting About our Kids

Three women started boasting about their children.   “What a birthday I had last year!” exclaimed the first.   “My son, that wonderful boy, threw me a big party at a fancy restaurant.   He even paid for plane tickets for my friends.” “That’s very nice, but listen to this,” said the second.   “Last winter, my son gave me an all-expenses paid cruise to the Greek Islands.   First Class.” “That’s nothing!” interrupted the third.   For five years now my son has been paying a psychiatrist $150 an hour, three times a week.   And the whole time he talks about nothing but me.”   -Current Comedy. The best gift we can pass on to the next generation is wings.