The stovepipe hat mocked the yarmulke: ”Poor, little insignificant skullcap. You are always an object of ridicule. Only pious Jews and Rabbis wear you. Look at me! I am proud to be worn by aristocrats the wealthy show me off at elaborate affairs. How inconspicuous you look next to me!” “Yes, that is true,” the yarmulke room agreed. I cannot deny you receive great honor and are worn at the finest affairs. Remember, dear stovepipe, that you are empty from top to bottom whereas I am filled throughout with head.” MORAL: Elegance or appearance is not always a sign of intelligence.
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