A modified form of Hunger Strike for those whose political connections are not quite as radical is giving up chives. This small gesture, when used properly, can greatly influence a government, and it is well known that Mahatma Gandhi's insistence on eating his salads tossed shamed the British government into many concession." - Woody Allen
Come for a dose of inspiration from some of the greatest (and at times oddest) minds of history. The table is set. Come eat.