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Take Heart.. and the rest

Harold J. Morowitz, a biochemist as Yale received a humorous birthday card form his daughter.   It read, “The materials that make up the human body are worth only 98 cents.”   Surprised, he reached for a supply company’s catalogue to look up prices. It turned out that the human body was more like the Six Million Dollar Man.   Among the body’s constituents, enzymes, acids etc., was a follicle-stimulating hormone worth $8 million a gram.   Then came the hormone that stimulated milk production in the breast glands, $17.5 million a gram. Calculating the percentage of each chemical in the composition of a human body, Morowitz arrived at $245.54 as the average value per gram in the human being. He then weighed himself, 168 pounds or 79.364 grams.   Since a man is 68% water, his dry weight was 24,436 grams.   Multiplying that by $245.54 came to $6,000,015.44.   An enormous upgrade from the 98 cent valuation! “I will praise You; f...