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Differences

Yankel : “Congratulate me! My wife gave birth to a ten-pound girl!” Butcher: “Including the bones?” A point of reference will differ from person to person.  We all have different priorities and values.  The key to healthy living is accepting those differences in others.

This Day

An American tourist entered a Moscow butcher shop. "I'm giving a party for some friends," he said. "Please wrap up ten steaks."  "I'll be happy to," smiled the clerk.  "Give me the steaks." - Harris and Rabinovich Thank you, God, for this day when I do not go hungry and want.