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Dealing with Bitterness

When Mahatma Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, a professor by the name of Peters disliked him intensely and always displayed animosity towards him.  And because Gandhi never lowered his head when addressing him, as he expected, there were always "arguments" and confrontations. One day Mr Peters was having lunch at the University dining room when Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to him. The professor said, "Mr Gandhi, you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat.  "Gandhi looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, "You do not worry, professor. I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table. Peters, red with rage, decided to take revenge on the next test paper, but Gandhi responded brilliantly to all questions. Unhappy and frustrated, Mr Peters asked him the following question:  "Mr Gandhi, if you were walking down the street and found a package, an...

Philanthropy

An American tourist in Tel Aviv was about to enter the impressive Mann Auditorium to take in a concert by the Israel Philharmonic.  He was admiring the unique architecture, the sweeping lines of the entrance, and the modern decor throughout the building.  Finally he turned to his escort and asked if the building was named for Thomas Mann, the world-famous author.  "No," said his friend, it's named for Frederic Mann, from Philadelphia.  "Really?  I never heard of him. What did he write?"  Answer: "The check." - Rabbi Dov Peretz Elkins

What not to Do

Gottlieb called his Rabbi and said, "I know tonight is Kol Nidre, but tonight the Yankees start the playoffs.  Rabbi, I'm a life long Yankee fan.  I've got to watch the Yankee game on TV". The Rabbi responds, "Gottlieb, that's what VCR's are for". Gottlieb is surprised. "You mean I can tape Kol Nidre? –Dov Peretz Elkins