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Miss Listening

"One day I took my girlfriend for a ride in my new car.  I was studying the high-tech dashboard, which had a lighted panel to alert the driver to any situation requiring attention.  During our drive, a warning light flashed, and I read the massage aloud, "Low fuel," I announced.
My girlfriend, who had been staring out the window, turned to me and replied, I love you too, dear."  -Michael Hammond

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