A preacher was bothered by a parishioner
sleeping during his services, even during his sermon. Getting angrier and angrier he finally whispered
to the congregation, “All who wish to walk in the kingdom of heaven, stand up.” They all rose. Then the preacher shouted:
“Now all those who wish to
walk with the devil, rise.” The poor
sleeping man was startled and quickly stood.
He looked around and so no one else standing so he said, “I don’t know
what we’re voting on preacher but it looks like you and me are the only ones
for it.” -Lyndon Johnson
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