A Soulful Journey

A man applied to become a lion tamer as a job. At his interview he was told to enter the cage. “But what will I do if he lunges at me?” exclaimed the young man. “Just crack the hip and he will retreat. But if that does not work take the chair and shove it toward the lion.  If that does not work take some manure and throw it at his face.” “Where will I get manure from?” “Don’t worry.  It will be there.” - Rabbi Colin Eimer

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep." -Woody Allen Have a little faith. Losing hope for what might be, is a tragedy.

“That’s marvelous, having a lion and a monkey in the same cage,” said the visitor to a small zoo.   “How do they get along?” “Okay, usually,” answered the zookeeper.  “Occasionally they have a disagreement, and we have to get a new monkey.”          – Ohio Motorist Life is imperfect.  Our task is not to imagine it as perfect but to work toward that end.