A man enters a bookstore on the lower Eastside of New York in order to buy a siddur for his einekle. The bookseller shows him many different editions, yet he rejects each one in turn. The customer points to huge tome on the top shelf, an enormous Kol Bo siddur that includes dinnim, minhagim and perushim. Climbing the ladder to retrieve the volume, the mokher sefarim, impressed, asks “At which yeshiva does your grand son study? He must be a real lamdan! How old is he?” “He’s only two.” ”So why are you buying him such a siddur?” “Because my friend, when you give a child a book, what does he do? He rips out the pages! If I buy him a thin book, by the time he’s ready to use it, there will be nothing left but the cover. This way I can at least hope that when he grows up is ready to use it, there will be some pages left in the book.” - Rabbi Al Lewis