A Soulful Journey

Sam and Irving are led to a wall to face a firing squad.  The commander comes over and blindfolds them.  Disdainful, Sam rips his from his face and hurls it to the ground. "Please, Sam," pleads his buddy.  "Don't make trouble." - Joey Adams Speak up.  Let your voice be heard.

An old woman was sitting alone with her cat, polishing a dusty lamp she’d found in the attic, when a genie popped out and offered her three wishes.   Thinking quickly, she said, “I’d like to be rich. I’d like to be young and beautiful again.   And I’d like to turn my cat into a handsome prince.” There was a puff of smoke, and she found herself young and glamorous, surrounded by riches.   The cat had disappeared, and a gorgeous prince stood beside her, holding out his arms.   She melted into his embrace. “Now,” he whispered softly in her ear, “aren’t you sorry you had me neutered?” – Joey Adams