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Riddles

A Jewish man was severely injured by a train. A priest rush over to him and bent down and asked, “Do you believe in the father, son and holy ghost?” Did you looked up and said, “I’m dying and you’re asking me riddles?”

Have Faith

"The woman in the taxi is having a discussion with the driver.  "The point is," says the driver, "that God is always with the Jews, always." What then, asks the woman, about the Christians, the Moslems, the Buddhists.  God has not time for them?  "Yes," concedes the driver, "he does, but he has more time for the Jews." What about the Holocaust? the woman asks.  The driver is silent for the rest of the journey.  As the woman gets out of the taxi, he turns to her and says: "Lady, you're OK as a person.  Your problem is that you have too little faith."