A Soulful Journey

Rabbi: “Why is it that I’ve barely begin my sermon before you close your eyes and go to sleep?  You don’t even know what I’m going to say.” Congregant: “Don’t worry, rabbi, I trust you.”  -Rabbi Colin Eimer

A man applied to become a lion tamer as a job. At his interview he was told to enter the cage. “But what will I do if he lunges at me?” exclaimed the young man. “Just crack the hip and he will retreat. But if that does not work take the chair and shove it toward the lion.  If that does not work take some manure and throw it at his face.” “Where will I get manure from?” “Don’t worry.  It will be there.” - Rabbi Colin Eimer