"The toughest army, man for man, in the world today is Israel. That’s right, there’s always two Jews who get excited when you say that. You should be proud. I was there. I saw that army. I couldn’t believe it. I thought they were Puerto Ricans. Who do you think drove the Jewish tanks in that war? Puerto Ricans. You think that a Jew is going to get out of his Mercedes to drive a tank?” -Jackie Mason
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