“If you call an Italian girl a hooker you’re in a lot of trouble. Somebody will kill you. You call a Jewish girl a hooker…”No kidding, I look like a hooker?” It’s a compliment. You have to be beautiful to make a living from that field. A short fat yenta with a mustache; what are you going to give her, eighty cents?" -Jackie Mason
Come for a dose of inspiration from some of the greatest (and at times oddest) minds of history. The table is set. Come eat.