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Moses and the Bush

“Earth's crammed with heaven, And every common bush afire with God, But only he who sees takes off his shoes; The rest sit round and pluck blackberries.” ―  Elizabeth Barrett Browning But you will never see it until you look.

Heck, Let Women with PMS Fight ...

‘I haven’t heard too many solutions for the problems in the Mideast deserts….[except] how President Bush was going to send 1,000 women with PMS because not only could they be as mean as snakes but they also could retain water.” – Erma Bombeck  

Advice

“They say [Jaques] Mitterrand has 100 lovers. One has AIDS, but he doesn’t know which one. Bush has 100 bodyguards. One is a terrorist, but he doesn’t know which one. Gorbachev has 100 economic advisors. One is great, but he doesn’t know which one.”  -Mikhael Gorbachev, 12/1990 Life is uncertain.  Advice should be sought from every quarter but trust is something to be reserved for special relationships.