“Do you know the old joke? The Czechs came to the Soviets and asked them to help set up a Czech navy. The Soviet Commissar said, “A Czech navy? You’re landlocked, why do you need a navy?" And the Czech said, “Well, you have a Department of Justice!” -Alan Dershowitz
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