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Good Times, Bad Times

Many people approach marriage like the 4-year-old boy whose parents brought home from the hospital a new brother.  The mother said, "Here is your baby brother that you said you wanted." The young lad stepped back and said, "Yes." The mother pressed, "You said you wanted him.  Now what do you have to say?" The 4-year-old thought for a moment and then said, "I have changed my mind." Children can do that but a loving relationship means working through the hard times.

Wait a Bit

The teacher was giving a lesson in grammar, with particular reference to the position of the subject. -"Come children," he said, "who can give me a sentence with the word 'baby' as subject?" Little Aby shot out his hand. -"Well, Aby!" "My sister has got a husband." -"But what about the baby?" "Give her a chance, teacher.  She only got married last week!"  - Friday Nite Book

Moses and the Story

“Who was the mother of Moses?” asked the teacher. “Pharaoh’s daughter, answered little Abie. “Oh no! She just found him in the river.” “Yeah. That’s what she said!” Even children need to learn faith.  Especially children.