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Perspective

“In the depths of the depression of the 1930s, a government agent visited the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee. The federal government was making small allotments to the impoverished farmer for stock, feed, and necessary equipment.    The agent came upon a mountain woman who lived all alone and try to grub a living from 2 acres of land. She had no floors in her cabin (save for the packed earth and just a few sticks of homemade furniture.) Daylight streamed through the chinks in the cabin walls. The agent looked around and then asked, “if the government gave you $200, what would you do with it? The woman weighed the question for moment and then replied, ‘Reckon' I'd give it to the poor’.”   -Hal Brady, quoting Harold Koh, The Tinsel and Hay, 1968

Love and Marriage

Rabbi Huna ruled, “A husband who says, ‘I will not be intimate with my wife unless she wears clothes and I wear mine,’ must give her a divorce and pay her full ketuba.” –Ketubot 48a So very long ago it was apparent that a spouse must not coerce his partner into doing something that makes her uncomfortable.   What are the implications for today?

Look on the Bright Side

A groom grabs the shadchan (matchmaker) and hisses, "You faker!  You swindler!  This woman is old!  She is homely!  She lisps.  She squints!" "You don't have to whisper," he interrupts.  "She's deaf too."

Complain

“An elderly Jew was hospitalized in a Jewish hospital in Brooklyn. After only a few days, he applied to return to his previous domicile. The Senior Registrar came to see him to find out why he was leaving. 'Is the food not up to standard?' he asked. 'I can't complain,' the man replied. 'Are the nurses not doing their job?' 'I can't complain.' 'Is the medical care not up to scratch?' 'No, I can't complain.' 'Then why do you want to leave?' 'That is exactly it, I can't complain'!"    -Rabbi Arnold Stiebel

Sex

"There is no means of guarding against sexual immorality."   -Ketubot 13b Talmud warns that people are prone to doing wrong things.  It is the way of human nature.  This is the reason why legislation, halacha, is so vital in maintaining the integrity of human behavior.