An old woman was sitting
alone with her cat, polishing a dusty lamp she’d found in the attic, when a
genie popped out and offered her three wishes.
Thinking quickly, she said, “I’d like to be rich. I’d like to be young
and beautiful again. And I’d like to
turn my cat into a handsome prince.”
There was a puff of smoke,
and she found herself young and glamorous, surrounded by riches. The cat had disappeared, and a gorgeous
prince stood beside her, holding out his arms.
She melted into his embrace.
“Now,” he whispered softly in
her ear, “aren’t you sorry you had me neutered?” – Joey Adams
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