Three women started boasting about their children. “What a birthday I had last year!” exclaimed
the first. “My son, that wonderful boy,
threw me a big party at a fancy restaurant.
He even paid for plane tickets for my friends.”
“That’s very nice, but listen to this,” said the
second. “Last winter, my son gave me an
all-expenses paid cruise to the Greek Islands.
First Class.”
“That’s nothing!” interrupted the third. For five years now my son has been paying a
psychiatrist $150 an hour, three times a week.
And the whole time he talks about nothing but me.” -Current Comedy.
The best gift we can pass on to the next generation is
wings.
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