1) I learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
2) When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.
3) I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like “Want to go for a run?” or “Try this kale.”
4) "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein
5) Don’t believe what you see in the cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won’t actually stick to a someone’s face. Don’t ask me how I know this.
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