(1) Holy Mackerel=Gefilte Fish served on Shabbat
(2) Heeb-Brew=favorite beer of Jews
(3) Holy Smoke=berakhah over Sabbath Candles
(4) Jewry Trial=bringing evil Gentiles to court for anti-Semitism
(5) making a "killing" on the Market=becoming the main shochet in a Slaughter House
(6) can't-elope=fruit served to guy who turns down a shidduch
(7) Olam Ha-Zoo=Animal Farm
(8) Olam Ha-Boo=Halloween Masquerade
(9) Hanukkat=winter festival for kittens
(10) flour child=the Wicked Son who eats hametz on Passover
(11) Purim Greetings=LOTS Of Luck
(12) Shoe-Shine Purim=holiday for polishing shoes
(13) Haman-tush=squashed holiday pastry after you sit on it
Rabbi Murray Stadtmauer
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