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These announcements were found in synagogue newsletters and bulletins.

Even spell check wouldn’t have helped!...

Don’t let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help.


Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow.


Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.


For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery

downstairs.


We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and

Mrs. Avi Weiss.

Thursday at 5:00PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club.

All women wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the rabbi in his private

study.

The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be

seen in the basement on Tuesdays.


A bean supper will be held Wed. even in the community center. Music will

follow.


Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the J.C.C. Please use the large double

door at the side entrance.


Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.


Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are preparing

for the girth of their first child.


We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the

sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come

forward and get a piece of paper.


lf you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!



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