Kaddish

A rabbi saw a member of his congregation walking his dog.  "What a nice dog you have," the rabbi said.
"This is my Kaddish," answered the man sarcastically.
The Rabbi responded, "I am delighted that you have a better Kaddish than your father had."  -Rabbi Hillel Silverman.

Never forget where you came from.  Know where you are going.  Do the right thing.  Remember.