Aging

You know you’re getting older when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn't work!

Your little black book contains names ending in “M.D.”

You get winded playing chess.

You turn the lights out for economic reasons.

You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You walk with your head high, trying to get used to your bifocals.

You look forward to a dull evening.

You don’t care where your wife goes, just so you don’t have to go along.