A woman on
a train walked up to a distinguished looking gentleman across the aisle.
“Excuse me,” she said, “but are you Jewish?”
“No,”
replied the man.
A few minutes
later the woman returned, “Excuse me,” she said again, “but are you sure you
are not Jewish?”
“I’m
sure,” replied the man.
But the
woman was not convinced, and a few minutes later she approached him for a third
time. “Are you absolutely sure you’re
not Jewish?”
“All
right, all right,” the man said. “You
win. I am Jewish.”
“That’s
funny,” said the woman. “You don’t look
Jewish.”
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