The Satmar Rebbe was dying and greeted by Moses in heaven. Moses told the rebbe to expect a big banquet in his honor. Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David and Solomon would all be there. The rebbe was overjoyed.
"Who will be the mashgiach?" he asked.
Moses answered, "Maimonides and Rashi."
"In the case, the rebbe responded, "I 'll take the fruit salad."
"Who will be the mashgiach?" he asked.
Moses answered, "Maimonides and Rashi."
"In the case, the rebbe responded, "I 'll take the fruit salad."
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