An argument took place among the people of a small town as to who was more important, a doctor or a lawyer. One group said a doctor was more necessary because he must treat the sick. The other said that the healthy should be taken care of first. The Jews always lost out with the gentiles because there was no lawyer. The rabbi intervened and gave his opinion.
"A doctor was essential as soon as man was created, when God cut out Adam's rib. A lawyer came later on, when Cain killed Abel."
"A doctor was essential as soon as man was created, when God cut out Adam's rib. A lawyer came later on, when Cain killed Abel."
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