A seven year old approached his mother one evening and asked her what sex was. He was rewarded with a nervous lecture on the birds, bees, cats, dogs and other faces of life. The little boy shifted his weight from right foot to left foot and finally said, "Gee mom, how I going to put all this on the top line of that little index card the teacher gave me?"
"Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts."
"Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts."
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