After marrying a much younger woman, a 93-year-old man
visited his doctor and announced they were expecting a baby.
“Let me tell you a story,” said the doctor. “An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but
instead of a gun, he picked up an umbrella.
Suddenly a lion charged him.
Pointing his umbrella at the lion, he shot and killed the animal on the
spot.”
“Impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Somebody must have shot from the side!”
“Exactly,” replied the doctor. –Jeff Manevich
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