There was this girl in high school I really liked and finally
got the nerve to ask out. So we went to the movies, and then I took her home. I
thought we'd had a really good time but she jumped out of the car and ran into
her house. I didn't understand it until I got home and looked in the mirror. I
then realized I had gotten the broccoli from dinner stuck on my teeth. To this
day I can’t stand broccoli. -Kareem Abdul
Jabbar
Moral: Check yourself before going out.
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