Impressions

There was this girl in high school I really liked and finally got the nerve to ask out. So we went to the movies, and then I took her home. I thought we'd had a really good time but she jumped out of the car and ran into her house. I didn't understand it until I got home and looked in the mirror. I then realized I had gotten the broccoli from dinner stuck on my teeth. To this day I can’t stand broccoli.  -Kareem Abdul Jabbar

Moral: Check yourself before going out.