A Jew and an Arab sat side by side on a plane. The Jew was scared. The Arab spit on his shoe. The Jew was too terrified to move. Finally the Arab fell asleep. The air grew turbulent and suddenly the Jew
lost his lunch all over the dozing Arab.
The Jew thinks and begins to pray, “Help me God!”
On descent, the Arab woke up. And the Jew got sudden inspiration from
Above, “So do you feel better now?”
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