A man died and went to heaven. It was determined through his
deeds that he belonged in hell but the choice was not an easy one for there are
two kinds of hell, a Jewish one and a Gentile one.
In the Gentile hell you going to boiling water from 9 AM to
5 PM and the rest of the day you can watch TV or do anything you like. In the Jewish hell you go into a vat of
boiling water remain there until 5 PM. The rest of the day can be spent
relaxing.
The man said, “I will take the Jewish one.”
”Why?” asked the attendant. “They are both the same.”
The man answered, “You do not know. The Jewish one, nine is not really nine and
five is not five. And the water is not
really boiling.”
Everything is Relative.
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