Q. How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A. Seven – one to supervise, one
to arrange for the electricity to be shut off, one to make sure that safety and
quality standards are maintained, one to monitor compliance with local, state,
and federal regulations, one to manage personnel relations, one to fill out the
paperwork and one to screw the light bulb into the water faucet.
Rabbi Gerald Zelizer
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