UNESCO sponsored an
informational symposium on elephants and asked a number of member countries to
prepare papers for presentation.
The French submitted a study
on “101 Ways to Make Love to an Elephant.”
The Italians wrote on “Can an
elephant be Trained as a Contralto?”
The Dane’s study was on “1001
Ways to use Elephants in the Making Open-face sandwiches
The Germans study focused on
“The Racial Origin and Purity of Elephants.”
The Jews’ study focused on
“Elephants and the Jewish Question.”
And the Russian entry was
entitled, “Soviet Elephants: the Greatest Elephants in the World.” –David
Harris
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