Rabinovich was called to the Secret Service (OVIR) to
discuss his desire emigrate to Israel.
“Isn’t everything good for you here, Rabinovich?” asked the
agent.
“Well,” began Rabinovich, “the fact of the matter is I have
two reasons for wanting to leave. The
first is my neighbor who comes home drunk every night and starts cursing the
Jews. He always says as soon as the Communists
are overthrown he and his Russian counterparts will go out and hang all the Jews.”
’But Rabinovich, you know that we Communists will never be overthrown.”
“And that,” said Rabinovich, “is my second reason.”
Morals: No matter how bad things get never stop believing in
what can be and keep your sense of humor.
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