This is how we deal with pain:
What is the necessary transitional stage between socialism
and communism? The answer-alcoholism.
Why are there no Jewish cosmonauts? Because the Soviet
authorities are afraid of the Jews would never return if they travelled to
space.
Once Seligman was asked to recount the most significant
details of his life. He said, “I was born in Odessa in 1920. And on the eighth
day my chances very getting a good job the Soviet Union were drastically cut.”
What is the definition of the Soviet string quartet? Soviet
Symphony just returning from the tour of the West.
The Soviet Jewish definition of optimist is a person who is
insufficiently pessimistic.
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