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How to Become a Real Kohen


A prominent member of a congregation came to his rabbi and said, "I would like to become a Kohen." The rabbi, careful to avoid offending the congregant, respectfully declined.

"Rabbi," said the man, "if you make me a Kohen, I'll contribute $25,000 to the synagogue." Still, the Rabbi refused.

"Alright -- I'll make it $50,000!" Uncomfortably, the rabbi still had to decline.

"Final offer: $100,000. Take the money and make me a Kohen -- or else I'll quit the synagogue!


Stalling for time, the rabbi asked the man why he wanted to become a Kohen. "It's simple," the man said, "my father was a Kohen, my grandfather was a Kohen ... I want to be a Kohen, too."

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