A rabbi and a Russian Orthodox priest had a car
accident. Fortunately, neither was hurt,
and the damage was minor. The rabbi,
seeing this as a good opportunity to celebrate ecumenism, took out a bottle of
brandy from the glove compartment. He
poured a drink for the priest but insisted that he himself was not thirsty.
A few minutes later, the police arrived at the scene. The rabbi politely suggested that the priest
was at fault; the priest equally suggested that it was the rabbi’s fault. The police gave each a breath-analyzer test,
then promptly accused the Russian Orthodox priest of drunken driving! –David
Harris
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