In a small college town, a
tavern frequented by students ran the following ad in a campus paper during the
days before Parent’s Weekend:
“Bring your parents for lunch
Saturday. We’ll pretend we don’t know you.”
The ad was challenged by the
campus chaplain who put a revision of it on the campus bulletin board. It read:
“Bring your parents to
services. We’ll pretend we know you
well.”
-C. Thomas Hilton
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