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Akeida, the Real Story. Maybe.

"And so he took Isaac to a certain place and prepared to sacrifice him but at the last minute the Lord stayed Abraham's hand and said, "How could thou doest such a thing?"
And Abraham said, "But Thou said - "
"Never mind what I said," the Lord spake.  "Doth thou listen to every crazy idea that comes thy way?"  And Abraham grew ashamed.  "Er - not really....no."
"I jokingly suggest thou sacrifice Isaac and thou immediately runs out to do it."
And Abraham fell to his knees.  "See, O never know when you're kidding."
And the Lord thundered, "No sense of humor. I can't believe it." 
- Woody Allen, Without Feathers

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