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“If a gentile has a boat he’s out on excursions.  There’s no bigger shnook in the world than a Jew with a boat.  All he wants to do is show it off to you.  I know 5,00 Jews with boats; I never  saw one move yet.  
“Mine sleeps 7,” one will say.  “Mine sleeps 12,” says another.  A Jew doesn’t want a boat; he wants a dormitory.”  -Jackie Mason

People would hear this and roar.  It was riotously funny.  We had tried to become accepted in society, provide a good foundation for our families and were pretty ignorant about how others lived.
Question: Is this still funny or even true?   If not, where are we now?

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