“This guy came by trying to sell me a talking dog for $10,” related the bartender. “I said, ‘Get out of here!’ But then the dog said, ‘Please, sir, this man is mean to me; he never takes me for walks, hardly feeds me, coops me up for days….’ I said, ‘Hey he really can talk. Why are you selling him for only $10?’
“The guy said, ‘I’m sick and tired of all his lies!’”
-Jay Trachman, One to One
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