"Scholars will recall that several years ago a shepherd, wandering in the Gulf of Aqaba, stumbled upon a cave containing several large clay jars and also two tickets to the ice show."
"Archaeologists originally set the date of the scrolls at 4000 BC, or just after the massacre of the Israelites by the benefactors. The writing is a mixture of Sumerian, Aramaic and Babylonian and seems to have been done by either one man over a long period of time was several men who shared the same suit."
-Woody Allen
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