Don't be Eager to Brag

A professional orator liked mnemonics.  He began his speech by turning to one-man in the audience and said, "And so sir, where did you go to school?"
"Yale."
"YALE, Yearning, Aptitude, Learning and Excellence."
"And where do you go to school?" he asked the next.
Massachusetts Institute of technology."

Sometimes it pays to be a little humble.