Melvin Berkovitz appeared before Heavenly Court at the pearly gates. "What have you done to merit entering heaven? We do not see in our books anything special" they asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or you'll answer to me!"
The heavenly angels were impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
First laugh but always do the right thing.
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