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The teacher was giving a lesson in grammar, with particular reference to the position of the subject.
-"Come children," he said, "who can give me a sentence with the word 'baby' as subject?"
Little Aby shot out his hand.
-"Well, Aby!"
"My sister has got a husband."
-"But what about the baby?"
"Give her a chance, teacher.  She only got married last week!"  -Friday Nite Book
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