A Russian Jew is being interviewed on arriving in Israel.
"What did you think of the food in Russia?"
"I can't complain."
"What did you think of the lifestyle?"
"I can't complain."
"What did you think of the architecture?"
"I can't complain."
"Then why did you leave and come to Israel?"
"Because here I can complain!"
-Rabbi Dov Peretz Elkins
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